T-Minus 4 Weeks
So.. I’m doing it! I am moving out into an apartment on my own. This is floor plan.

Nice? Yeah… it doesn’t look too much like that. While the layout is correct, the size of the furniture is inaccurate. No big deal, though. This is my first apartment. That’s right. I am 32 years old and I am finally moving out on my own.
I have some questions about the new space… like where I am actually going to put my furniture, what is going to be on my walls, how late is the biker bar down the street open until, who are my neighbors, and will cooking bacon set off the building’s fire alarm?
Today starts the enormous task of sorting. I am going to make that fat girl at Saver’s who can never find anything but has to go with her skinny girl all the time who walks out with $50 worth of stuff every time and says things like “try that on, it”ll fit”, then “oh… yeah, it’s the color really” ‘s day!